COVID 19 VACCINE CAUSES META ABILITIES!

Independent research first published in the Journal of Scientifical Science suggests that one of the many side effects of all of the Covid 19 vaccines is meta abilities, also known as Super Powers.

It has long been established in respected journals that the vaccine has the horrible side effect of extending life, providing improved wireless coverage, increasing penis size, and causing non-ferrous items to magnetize to stinky-ass, unwashed, town morons. What has now been learned is that vaccinated individuals also develop super powers within one year of being vaccinated (see chart).

In one instance, the vaccine was tested on an Army recruit by the name Steven Grant Rogers. Pvt Rogers was small and frail, but when given the test vaccine (called a “serum”) he then reacted violently, swelling to twice his original size. He was stronger than normal, so the military hushed it up and put him to work.

There are more examples, too numerous to list.

How reliable is this data? As reliable as anything you’ll see on Facebook from your Aunt Thelma about how being asked to prove they aren’t a public health menace is the same as being exterminated in the Holocaust. So if you’re faced with similar inane bullshit, use this page as a reply.

There’s research, and then there’s Research.